Yea, I don’t know how many of you know that I’m an art teacher, part-time, that is.

This is my teacher look:

LOL. My silly fringe is gone. I’m hiding it. Anyway, my students say I look ugly with specs. Ojipala.

Okay, that’s so not the point right now.

I went to work today as usual, teaching the kids to draw and colour. And my students mostly think I’m quite bully-able, I think. I had the conversation below with 3 of my girl students. Two of them are nine, one of them seven. I’ll just call them J, D, and C now, as according to their initials. J is 7, D and C are 9.

Okay, here goes. Everything I’m writing below is true. And by the way, no proper English, we were conversing in Mandarin then.  I kinda summarized the whole conversation up cause it’s long and I can’t remember everything.

C: Teacher (me), you got boyfriend or not?

Me: No lah. (Sorry, I know I have Bong but if I had said yes, I’ll be rained with questions after questions which will make me go =.=. So what I’m doing is purely out of  self-protection, I’m not lying with bad motive. Heehee. Pardon. Sorry Bong. )

C: HAAAAAAAA? Teacher you so old liao still no boyfriend ah? You want me help you introduce or not?

Me: (WTF?) Handsome or not? Not handsome I don’t want.

D: Neh teacher I introduce you my friend lah.

Me: How old is your friend……..

D: Same age as me lah.

Me: Eh hello? You only 9 lo. I’m 18. Mana boleh?

Then J, D and C starts introducing me guys from Taiwan pop groups, Lollipop or something, which I have completely no idea who they are…… Then….

C: Teacher I tell you ah. I got many boyfriend.

Me: (Many???) How many?

C: Ten!

Me: Really meh? Your mum know or not?

C: Ya lah. At school I have 2, at ITS (an English tuition center) I have 3, at tuition I have 5. My mum know. When we go shopping all the boys walk beside me then I walk in the middle. *Looking very happy*

Me to D: You got boyfriend or not?

D: No. Last time I got but we broke up.

I went all WTF??????????

Me to J: You leh?

J: Got. He is class monitor and group leader ah. Teacher, I only have one boyfriend. (Later which she told me she lied and actually she’s got two boyfriends)

Then I went all WTFOMFGBBQ. She’s only SEVEN for God’s sake.

Me: Mummy know or not?

J: *Looking very shy* No lah. Mummy don’t know him.

Sigh.

C: Teacher I tell you ha. Last time I went to my cousin’s condo la, then no boys care bout me boh. Then the next time I went I wear SEXY SEXY, then all the guys come play with me ah.

I went @.@.

C: We (she and many boys) go swimming together. Then I wear the SEXY SEXY swimming suit that shows my tummy one.

I went o.o .

C: Then la, we (she and one of the boys) kissed in the swimming pool. *makes kissing face and lips* I even closed my eyes ah.

I went O.o.

The whole class was like listening to her and they went ‘Ewww’.

C: Then I asked the next guy to come down, then we kissed again. Then the next and next. Until all the boys I also finish kissing.

I was ……. Aih, speechless.

C: Then la, you know what. I took off my clothes. ALL my clothes.

And I went O.O .

C: All my clothes la, except my panties, because later they touch my v*g*n*.

For the first time, I truly felt speechless.

COMPLETELY SPEECHLESS. SO THE VERY F*CKING SPEECHLESS.

At this point, my employer, also the other art teacher, Mr. Ting, kept declaring the ‘Drink-Water-Break’ (every student will stop drawing and drink their water), like every 5 minutes to stop the conversation.

However, C dutifully went on ranting about her 20 boyfriends (ten more is from her cousin’s condo, she’s got one boyfriend at each floor of the whole block of the condominium)until Mr. Ting was so desperate he asked all the students to go and have a look at the newly renovated toilet bowl in the toilet. LOL.

LOL. Okay, I seriously forgot some parts of the conversation. But all the expressions that I wrote above are really what I felt and reacted.

Yea, I agree the three girl’s definition for ‘boyfriend’ is badly mutated…… But WTF is F wrong with these primary school kids nowadays? I think their heads got seriously hacked Taiwanese and Korean dramas. Maybe triangle love is something worth being proud of to them (C told me two guys fought a bit over her).

As for C who made those impossibly hard to believe (and Bong says somewhat exaggerated) speech, her mom is someone who is VERY concerned about her only daughter’s academic work, I was very surprised to hear all those words spill from her lips. Okay, may all her talking be complete fabrication, but no matter what, why is she thinking that way? Such adultery.

Sigh. Kids are growing wayyyy too fast.

At our father’s time, they are still catching bugs at nine.

At our time, maybe we were having our very first crush.

Now at their time, they are plotting sexy swimwear to attract opposite sex’s attention and kissing in swimming pool and stripping and breaking up.

Sigh. I still have to go

OMFGBBQWTFFMLFTLFOL.

Okay, maybe the world’s just evolving.

P.s. I’ll be kinda busy for the coming few days so the chances of blogging’s sorta low. Thanks for reading anyway. And, comments? I sincerely welcome your opinion on this topic.

LOve,

KiKi

Labels: Expressions, Insanity, Just Another Day